Just came back from a cruise courtesy of Michelle Lek and her parents. Actually its her mom. lol. Anyways, this was the attendance for the cruise. Michelle's family, her aunty's family, Shian Pin's family, Shian Pin's uncle's family and of course, me and BIL!! Haha. Well how would i put it. It was way more fun and lame and crazy than Desaru. But I guess when it comes to funny, nothign actually beats Genting. Haha. Genting was the king man. haha. perhapes it was our first trip together. Anyways, again there was never a dull moment. There are however a few seriously funny moments.

We were playing indian poker. In case you didn't know, the game is played this way. Each player takes a card from the deck. They then hold the card to their forehead. The player can see every other players card except his own. The aim of this game is the forfeit at the end. In our case, drinking water:) Obviously, you have the option of changing your card. And as expected, there is the tradition mudslinging whereby everybody tries to make the other players exchange their cards. So after everyone has decided whetehr or not to change or keep their cards, the bidding begins. Our bid is to drink water. One giant water bottle divided by the markings at the side. Smallest card is 2 diamonds and largest is ace of spades and you get the idea.

And so, here is what happened. Final round and the rest of the water in the bottle is at stake. We take our cards and....SHian pin has the 2 of diamonds and his sister has the 2 of clubs.

Shian Pin (to me): You see her card (points to his sister), you think she is small? Well guess what. Your smaller!!!!

The ironic part was there was only one card smaller than his sister. And he was holding that card!!

And then there was the farting incidents :D Where I kept farting continueously (unintentionally) to gas the whole bunk. Onbiously it didn't help that the stench was horrid (even to me) and that I ate tons to garlic to aid in the stinking process. So everytime I farted, everyone in the room evacuated but not without leaving behind a sprew of profanities and vulgarities:D

And then there was the star fucks t-shirt. We went shopping in phuket. We wanted to try something stupid and lame. And one t-shirt caught our eye. It was called pornstar. And it showed men and women in various lewd sex positions stickman style. But it was too obvious. That was when we spotted the 'starbucks' t-shirt. it looked plain ordinary and deceptively misleading. Then it struck me. Its an art form! Star fucks! Its super funny man! And so we bought 2 t-shirts with the intention of wearing it on the last day of the cruise. Ok. And wore it we did. And besides the occassional stunend faces and Casey's hum ji-ness, nothign really extraordinary happened. UNTIL disembarkation. There was this filipino MC who was trying desperately to entertain the crowd. Trust me. If you think of Casey and me as B1 and B2 (oops!) are lame, he trashed us flat. And so as I was leaving....

MC (with mic) to me: starbucks for free? for me??
Me: ermmm...its not starbucks
MC (upon closer inspection): starfucks?!?!

He like said that on the mic in front of the whole auditorium k? U hva eno idea how paisae I was. Everyone around me was like giggling k? Nvm. As we were leaving the ship, there was this SUPER chio filipino who was saying goodbye to everyone. And so...

Chio bu: Bye starbucks!! Come again!
Me: ermmm its ermm not starbucks
Chio bu: What? Let me see
(then i tried to cover up the fuck word butI forgot casey and shian pin were wearing the exact same thing)
Chio bu: star fucks???? haiyo. you don't be naughty ok!

Stunned. Paisae. And for a minute there I sort of regretted buying the T-shirt. Anyways. Thats about all of the more memorable events. And the pictures......i'll try something erm new for once. Thanks to casey's sis. Duno what 'hello from picasa' program. I don't know how to use it, so forgive me